Last night Mike Macintosh had a rumbling in the bowels and spake forth this prophecy on Twitter;
“Good bye America Russia joins Syria, and Hamas.Israel (Ezekiel 38-39) tells the story.75,000 troops called up550 missiles frm Gaza in 2 days”
Yeppers, it’s all over for us.
After some further rumbling, he offered a minor correction;
“Good bye America “If” Russia joins Please note my correction/addition”
As this will inevitably turn out to be yet another false prophecy, I have provided other corrections for Mike just in case;
“Good bye America “If” Russia joins and the hockey season remains canceled Please note my correction/addition”
“Good bye America “If” Russia joins and the hockey season remains canceled and Hostess doesn’t find a buyer Please note my correction/addition”
“Good bye America “If” Russia joins unless the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Then peace will guide the planet and love will steer the stars.Please note my correction/addition”
I kid because I care…
I mock this sort of irresponsible fear mongering because it stifles any real discussion of eschatology.
I believe that Christ will return and I believe Israel has a role on the end times…I don’t believe in hysterical statements that create more anxiety in already anxious people.
I’m off to work…it’s all yours now.